Too $hort and Sylvia Plath Present: All the Dear Flat Booty Bitches

sylvia-plath

Antique museum-cased lady
With a granite grin
Where is yo ass?
Babby,what happened?

In the Archæological Museum
A nigga like me is a stone
I want a nasty bitch,
a coffin fourth century A.D

woman, woman, mouse and shrew
Turns dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain’t gotno ass
ankle-bone’s been slightly gnawed.
Bitches, bitches, bitches
Rigged poker stiff

These three, unmasked now, bear Dry witness
nothin but bitches with no ass
I woke up, to the gross game
We’d wink at a big fat Cabby
if we didn’t hear

Stars grinding every morning
you know I have
Our grist, a Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin smokin to its bony face.

Thirty minutes after, mine kin she is
I pulled a freak, Thinkin and thick
Eleve Young, with alotta butt
She sucked my dick and then we fucked
she’ll suck Blood and whistle
my narrow clean

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away
I wanna do the same today

From the mercury-backed glass
light-skinned freak with so much ass

Mother, grandmother, greatgrandmother
I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches
to reach hag hands to haul me in

The day my story made itself
looms under the fishpond
Every bitch I saw was flat as hell
Where the daft father went down
Where’s them bitches with the big brown asses

All the long gone darlings:

They Get back soon,

Me and my group
wakes, weddings,

Childbirths, family barbecue
Freak bitches in two’s then switch’em

strip was lit, Every two blocks I seen a bitch
Fit for outlaws to ride home on

None of them bitch didn’t have no ass

Any touch, taste, tang
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that ass is flat as wood

I said what about Vicky in the black
winnowing this hair

Between tick And tack
Bitches, tick, bitches, tack,

bitches of the clock
skulled and crossboned Gulliver
Every nigga livin
there’s a freak
Riddled with ghosts

Deadlocked with them
The Invasion was on..

taking roots as cradles rock
I saw another bitch and I had to talk

-Cameron Patton

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